The Wrath of Grendel

Grendel was real mad because their was a party at Herot Hall. So he used a GPS to locate Herot Hall. He killed lots of men in just a swipe. Hrothgar was upset and used the world wide web to blog about his problems.

The Coming of Beowulf

Higlac read the blog on his I phone and decided that he would send the mighty Beowulf to help him out and kill Grendel. Beowulf listened to his I-pod nano the whole boat ride there to pump himself up. To their surprise their is a watchman at the shores with an optimum muzzle loader asking to many questions but lets them into the kingdom.

The Battle With Grendel

Grendel heard music and was hoping to kill a lot of people so he hopped on his mo-ped scooter and set out to fight. When he gets there Beowulf cuts his off Grendels arm and makes him bleeds to death.

The Monsters Lair
The monsters live in a creepy place where deer would never run.

The Battle With Grendels Mother
Grendels Mother was very upset and killed people and now Beowulf would kill her.
He goes to fight her and to his surprise catches her playing her x box in her lair when he arrived. He stabbs her and then sets out to make sure Grendel is dead. While he is looking around his whitebeard men are waiting for him to return, one is even playing a nintendo DS.

The Last Battle
Beowulf returns to Geatland and was welcomed by his uncle Higlac they feasted on burgers made a new grill in celebration of the returning of Beowulf. Higlac dies and Beowulf becomes king blah blah blah....Beowulf fights this dragon thats becoming a menace His army bails one soldier even used a jet pack to get away. Wiglaf stays to fight the dragon and defeats him by running over him with miltary's latest tank with built in bazookas.

The Spoils
They reward the trophy to the dying king. They thank God for there safety and helping give them strength to fight. Beowulf is old and retires his crown to Wiglaf before he dies.

The Farewell
Beowulf had a beautiful funeral.... soldiers ran on horses with the newest colorguard pole with built in lights when you wave it and they laid the hero down in peace....

THE END